HOW LONG CAN THE VAULT LAST?
FICTIONAL FUNDS$1,000,000
TIME HELD00:00
BONKS0
COMBO0×
VAULT IS WAITING FOR YOUBONK RESPONSIBLY™
⚠ HACKERS = BONK☕ CZ = DON'T BONK✦ FROG = BONUS
THE INTERNET'S LEAST QUALIFIED SECURITY TEAM
SAFU OR NOT SAFU?
A whac-a-hacker game for people who check their balance way too often.
01BONK the shady hackers.
02Leave CZ and his coffee alone.
03Catch the frog for a refill.
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VAULT RUN
VAULT RUN
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“THIS IS FINE.”— THE VAULT, PROBABLY
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CZ · DO NOT BONKREAL CZ. FICTIONAL CHAOS.
ROUND COMPLETE
FUNDS ARE SAFU-ISH
TIME SURVIVED · THE HIGH SCORE0.0sNEW LOCAL BEST ★
BONK POINTS0
BONKS0
ESCAPES0
ACCURACY0%
MAX COMBO0×
CZ BONKED0
GLOBAL VAULT GUARDS
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FIELD MANUAL
HOW TO STAY SAFU-ISH
Keep the fictional $1,000,000 vault alive for as long as you can. The run ends when it reaches zero. Tap a character while it’s above ground, or use keys 1–9 in reading order.
HACKERS = BONKRegular: +100 score. Whale: +250. Escapes drain the vault.
CZ = HANDS OFFThe real photo is a decoy. Tap him and lose $50,000.
FROG = TAPGet $25,000 back, up to the starting balance.
Every 5 hacker bonks in a row earns +100 combo points. Missing a hacker or tapping CZ resets the streak.
GLOBAL VAULT GUARDS
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